But what kind of celebration is it when the first time the girl can actually get legally smashed, she has to have a dry party? Not a drink or a line of coke in site….
Although we have to give her some credit for hitting pool side clad in a skimpy little bikini.
At least it gives us something to look at.
Enjoy the pics!
Last week the Australian public were amazed to hear that Tim Howard, the son of ugly bastard Prime Minister John Howard, was shacked up with the super hot toplessbikini model Sarah Mackintosh.
And this week the eyebrows of politicians and the trousers of every Australian male were raised to their full capacity when Zoo Magazine published nudetopless pics of Sarah Mackintosh.
The raunchy photos were taken six years ago
Rather than sueing Zoo Magazine, it looks like the star of the “Where the bloody hell are you?” campaign Lara Bingle, has more important things to worry about. Her affair with AFL football star Brendan Fevola has resulted in a seperation from his wife.
And like a true hypocrite, a week after we reported that Bingle was sueing Zoo Magazine, she is bikini clad on it’s front cover this week, and the cover of Ralph Magazine. Go figure…
Perving on hot chicks in bikinis is always fun. But it’s even more fun when those hot chicks in bikinis are celebrities like Kate Hudson. The pants stiffening blonde is pictured here showing off her awesome body at a beach in miami. And it is quite possible that we will be seeing plenty more hot shots like these, as the “You, Me and Dupree” star will be making her way to the bloody hot Northern Queensland area to shoot a new movie in the next few weeks.
Keep your eyes peeled and your pants undone in preparation
Rumour has it that the walking set of tits that goes by the name of Heidi Klum, has started a cat fight with our own Elle “The (now well-aged) Body” MacPherson, by laying claim to her nickname “The Body”.
MacPherson as some of you will remember, is most famous for being the sister of XXX Home Movie Star Mimi MacPherson. Oh yeah. And she was also one of the top Aussie models.
The sexy German walking milk vats Klum is promoting a new bra called “The Body” on the basis that it’s her moniker. She is reported as saying “They call me The Body - and now I have one named after me. It’s a big honour having a bra named after my nickname that people know in the business.”
The original “The Body”, Elle MacPherson, who has her own range of sexy underwear (new and used) and a bunch of other cool stuff , is understandably a little pissed off. Her spokesperson said Elle was “flabbergasted”. We are pretty sure thats not the actual term that was used, but I guess it will do.
Obviously we are feeling a little sad for poor Elle having her name ripped off by that glorious set of Euro Melons Heidi Klum. But we are going to leave it up to you to decide who truely deserves the title of “The Body”. To keep it fair, the picture sets above feature the two girls in their prime. Heidi Klum now, and Elle MacPherson back when she actually was actually pretty hot. Enjoy
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If her buddies at the Chateau Marmont have their way, Lindsay Lohan will be getting the arse, and she will need to find a new place to crash. This could most certainly cause a stir all around the world, with thousands of prospective young blokes cleaning up their bachelor pads in the hope of offering their comfy sofa to the homeless redhead. But it’s a bit early yet to start getting excited, so until we know for sure if Miss Lohan is going to be homeless, let’s sit back and enjoy these nice pics of her sluting around in a bikini
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The pair exchanged their wedding vows on a luxurious yacht, where the former Baywatch actress reportedly had the male wedding guests trying to cover up their hard-ons, as she wore a white string bikini and custom designed Jimmy Choo stilettos.
Anderson and her first husband, rock star Tommy Lee, who are famous for their Home Sex Tape, divorced in 1998 after three years of marriage. They have two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8.
Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, and has also starred in a Home made sex tape with Pamela Anderson, has a 13-year-old son, Bob Jr.
One of our favourite piece’s of ass, Jessica Alba, (who some of you might also know as the ‘Dark Angel’ and ‘Into the Blue’ actress) is set to star in the movie “The Eye”. At one stage Renee Zellweger was lined up to be the main draw card of the flick, until one of the directors hired a copy of the “Into the Blue” DVD and came to his senses soon after, giving Zellweger the boot and instead voting in favour of the bikini clad goddess Miss Alba.
The sun soaked beauty would play a cornea transplant recipient who sees disturbing images in the mirror that send her on a quest to find out what happened to the eye’s previous owner. (Strangely enough the cause of the transplant is not due to a punch in the face by the jealous Zellweger).
It all sounds a bit creepy and we too may need an eye transplant when the movie finally hits the screens, after our eyes pop out of their sockets admiring the amazing curves of Queen Alba. Filming of “The Eye” will commence after her work on the “Fantastic Four” sequel is finished. Let’s hope that her costume is even tighter and more revealing than in the first movie.
As always, our fire haired friend Lindsay Lohan keeps our old fellas alive this week with these classic snaps taken at Jermey Piven’s (Entourage Star) Bikini Party. She kept the party alive, and the boys nursing their hard-ons, as she changed into three different outfits, two of which were skimpy bikinis. No one else could turn an innocent party into a softcore porn shoot quite like our hot little Herbie star Lindsay. And of course, being the trooper that she is, Ms Lohan graciously bent over for the crowd, taking one for the team and adding another page to her raunchy paparazzi photo collection.
CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Red Light District has acquired a tape that shows Kid Rock and former Creed lead singer Scott Stapp engaged in explicit sex acts with several female fans.
The never-before-seen video is 45 minutes long and features Kid Rock and Stapp partying and receiving oral sex from several of their groupies while touring nearly six years ago.
“We obtained the tape from a third party,” Red Light District president David Joseph told AVN.com. “We haven’t decided exactly when we’re releasing it, but look for it in a few months.”
Kid Rock rose to superstardom after his fourth album, 1998’s “Devil Without a Cause,” went platinum seven times. He also was the former fiancée of Pamela Anderson. His next album, “Live Trucker,” is scheduled for release later this month from Atlantic Records. It is his first release since a self-titled album in 2003.
Creed was one of the biggest selling rock bands of the late 1990s. Their 1999 album “Human Clay” sold 10 million copies in two years, and the track “With Arms Wide Open” won the 2001 Grammy for Best Rock Song. Creed broke up in June 2004, and Stapp released his first solo album, “The Great Divide,” last November. He is scheduled to begin a North American tour next Thursday in Orlando, Fla.
Red Light District gained national notoriety in 2004 for distributing celebrity sex tapes such as 1 Night in Paris (featuring Paris Hilton), which is the one of the best-selling adult videos of all time, and 1 Night In China (featuring former pro wrestler Chyna).
The company also recently launched iPorns.com, but has not determined if the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp tape will be available to download there.
According to published reports, Stapp got married for a second time last weekend in Miami, and hours after the wedding he was arrested on charges of public drunkenness at Los Angeles International Airport.