I bet you thought that no amount of money in the world would buy you a night with Jessica Simpson, right? Wrong. It turns out that she is actually willing to pay you for your company.

Well actually that is a bit of a lie. It seems that the poor busty and suprisingly lonely Jessica Simpson has been spending a little to much time on internet matchmaking websites and not enough time at seedy Aussie bars and clubs. She was browsing away on one of these sites and she finds a picture of a guy in LA that she thinks looks alright. So she arranges a meeting with him. She turns up thinking her dry spell is over, but finds out that the sick and twisted guy she is meeting isn’t actually interested in banging hot celebrities for fun, he only does them for money. Yep, he’s a male escort or prostitute.

But I don’t know what is more alarming. The fact that Jessica Simpson is having trouble getting some action, or the fact that there are some guys stupid enough out there to not have a stab at Jessica Simpson for free……

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Our beloved topless Miss Universe candidate Erin McNaught has given every Aussie bloke a reason to rush out and by new batteried for their TV remote controls, after hinting that we may soon be blessed with the site of her awesome body (and hopefully her naked rack as well) on our TV sets. “There are a few things in the pipeline and, of course, I would love to get involved in TV” she said while in Melbourne at Fog in Prahran, for the launch of the new Motorola phone Motokrzr.

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Rumour has it that the walking set of tits that goes by the name of Heidi Klum, has started a cat fight with our own Elle “The (now well-aged) Body” MacPherson, by laying claim to her nickname “The Body”.

MacPherson as some of you will remember, is most famous for being the sister of XXX Home Movie Star Mimi MacPherson. Oh yeah. And she was also one of the top Aussie models.

The sexy German walking milk vats Klum is promoting a new bra called “The Body” on the basis that it’s her moniker. She is reported as saying “They call me The Body - and now I have one named after me. It’s a big honour having a bra named after my nickname that people know in the business.”

The original “The Body”, Elle MacPherson, who has her own range of sexy underwear (new and used) and a bunch of other cool stuff , is understandably a little pissed off. Her spokesperson said Elle was “flabbergasted”. We are pretty sure thats not the actual term that was used, but I guess it will do.

Obviously we are feeling a little sad for poor Elle having her name ripped off by that glorious set of Euro Melons Heidi Klum. But we are going to leave it up to you to decide who truely deserves the title of “The Body”. To keep it fair, the picture sets above feature the two girls in their prime. Heidi Klum now, and Elle MacPherson back when she actually was actually pretty hot. Enjoy

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If her buddies at the Chateau Marmont have their way, Lindsay Lohan will be getting the arse, and she will need to find a new place to crash. This could most certainly cause a stir all around the world, with thousands of prospective young blokes cleaning up their bachelor pads in the hope of offering their comfy sofa to the homeless redhead. But it’s a bit early yet to start getting excited, so until we know for sure if Miss Lohan is going to be homeless, let’s sit back and enjoy these nice pics of her sluting around in a bikini

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Hugh Hefner is a pretty smart bloke. He spent most of his life surrounding himself with hot, busty naked chicks. And he has no intention of stopping yet. He now has his sights set on our own favourite blood nut babe, Nicole Kidman.

The bunny loving Hefner caught a performance by Kidman in the stage show ‘The Blue Room’. After which he said “She’s bewitching, and the vision of her with a cigarette in one hand and her knickers in the other as a delicious French au pair will haunt my fantasies for months…..” Clearly the Hef Man has some kind of mental telepathy or mind reading skills here. How else could he see the dreams and visions of every Australian man so clearly?

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Of course in typical Playboy style, Hefner hasn’t just settled on the one girl. He has also welcomed model Elle McPherson, singer Kylie Minogue and hard-on creating actress Naomi Watts to pose for Playboy. Let’s hope for ‘artistic’ sake he can get them all in a room naked together to create the perfect centre fold poster for our garage walls

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TWO housemates have been thrown off Australia’s Big Brother after allegedly sexually assaulting a female contestant.

Footage appeared to show Michael Bric - known as Jon - holding Camilla Halliwell, 22, down in bed. Michael Cox - known as Ash - then appeared to dangle his genitals in her face (or turkey slap her) as she slept.

Ash, 20, and Bric, 21, were escorted from the house hours after the incident on Saturday morning.

Thousands have watched the scene on the internet and Australia’s media watchdog has been ordered to investigate by the government.

Producers Southern Star Endemol described the matter as “serious”.

But they refused to disclose the official reason for the two men being evicted.

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Labour opposition leader Kim Beazley said: “I would advise them to make this Big Brother the last.”

Heaps of visitors have been asking for nude pics of krystal from big brother and this is the best one i found. It’s a screen cap from Australian Big Brother 2006 uncut. The big boob big brother star Krystal has also been in Ralph magazine so keep a look out.

Yes, a pregnant, dark-haired Britney Spears has taken her clothes off for the cover of fashion glossy Harper’s Bazaar.
Photographs from the June 22 shoot for the August issue, on sale July 25, were leaked online and appeared on several celebrity websites. They show Spears, who is expecting her second child, in her full maternal glory. In one photo, she holds her son, Sean Preston, 9 months. The cover is the only official image the magazine is releasing.

The photograph by Alexi Lubomirski earns inevitable comparisons to Demi Moore’s famous 1991 pregnancy cover shot in Vanity Fair.

The coiffed and styled Spears in the photographs looks very different from the disheveled, teary blond pop singer who spoke to NBC’s Matt Lauer this month to deny reports that her marriage to Kevin Federline was on the rocks and to ask paparazzi to give her some respect.

The Harper’s Bazaar cover story is just another addition to Spears’ recent media blitz. She tells the Monday issue of OK! magazine, on stands now, that she was “very surprised” when she found out about the second pregnancy. But, she says, “being a mom is one of the most sacred things there is.”

Nicole Kidman has officially beaten Tom Cruise back to the altar.

Culminating a week in which their every move and wedding detail was excrutiatingly chronicled in the press, the Bewitched star married country crooner Keith Urban on Sunday at a clifftop Catholic chapel overlooking the harbor near her family’s home in Sydney, Australia.

Helicopters buzzed overhead and paparazzi thronged outside the gates to the private estate playing host the nuptials, hoping to catch a glimpse of the bride, groom and such A-list pals as Naomi Watts, Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Baz Luhrumann and Rupert Murdoch.

Kidman waved to the crowd as a small fleet of white Rolls Royce shuttled her and the other guests into the compound in the suburb of Manly at 5:30 p.m. local time.

“We just want to thank everyone in Australia and around the world who have sent us their warm wishes,” the couple said in a brief statement released with the photo.

The Oscar winner walked down the aisle clad in a pearly lace-and-chiffon Balenciaga creation, complete with veil, clutching a bouquet of white roses

She was given away by her father, Antony, while a quartet from the Sydney Symphony Orchestra played in the background. The traditional, candlelit ceremony lasted a little over an hour and was conducted by longtime family friend Father Paul Coleman and included readings from the Gospel selected by Kidman’s mother, Janelle. Kidman’s two children from her previous marriage to Cruise, 13-year-old Isabella and 11-year-old Connor, were in the wedding party, which also included her sister, Antonia, and her niece, Lucia.

As church bells signaled the end of the vow-swapping, the newlyweds and their 230 guests celebrated at a reception held under a towering white marquee, decorated with thousands of pink and white roses. Jackman and singer Neil Finn helped to provide the soundtrack for the party.