Pretty soon you might have a new DVD to sit along side your copies of the Pam and Tommy movie and A Night In Paris.The great people that brought you these two classics of the silver screen claim to have a copy of a home madesex tape featuring “Dukes of Hazzard’ star Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband Nick Lachey.
Let’s hope that Jessica is short on cash at the moment because if she can’t come up with the
large amount of money that the new owners of her sex tape are asking for, they will release the Jessica SimpsonSex Tape to the public. And wouldn’t that be a shame….
What is so exciting about a porn star doing a hardcre video I hear you ask? Well thats easy to figure out when the porn star doing the hardcore sex tape has only ever done softcore and non nude work in the past.
Jordan Capri and her husband shot a home made sex video while on their honeymoon recently. A few days after they uploaded it to their home computer, it was allegedly stolen and leaked out onto a whole stack of websites like youtube.com and pornotube.com. Whether the whole thing was a publicity stunt or not will probably never be know. The only thing I do know is that the hardcore movie is fucking awesome and is well worth seeing if you, like myself, have are a huge fan of the softcore porn star Jordan Capri.
The pair exchanged their wedding vows on a luxurious yacht, where the former Baywatch actress reportedly had the male wedding guests trying to cover up their hard-ons, as she wore a white string bikini and custom designed Jimmy Choo stilettos.
Anderson and her first husband, rock star Tommy Lee, who are famous for their Home Sex Tape, divorced in 1998 after three years of marriage. They have two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8.
Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, and has also starred in a Home made sex tape with Pamela Anderson, has a 13-year-old son, Bob Jr.
One of our favourite piece’s of ass, Jessica Alba, (who some of you might also know as the ‘Dark Angel’ and ‘Into the Blue’ actress) is set to star in the movie “The Eye”. At one stage Renee Zellweger was lined up to be the main draw card of the flick, until one of the directors hired a copy of the “Into the Blue” DVD and came to his senses soon after, giving Zellweger the boot and instead voting in favour of the bikini clad goddess Miss Alba.
The sun soaked beauty would play a cornea transplant recipient who sees disturbing images in the mirror that send her on a quest to find out what happened to the eye’s previous owner. (Strangely enough the cause of the transplant is not due to a punch in the face by the jealous Zellweger).
It all sounds a bit creepy and we too may need an eye transplant when the movie finally hits the screens, after our eyes pop out of their sockets admiring the amazing curves of Queen Alba. Filming of “The Eye” will commence after her work on the “Fantastic Four” sequel is finished. Let’s hope that her costume is even tighter and more revealing than in the first movie.
Our favourite amateur pornstar or as a hand full of other folk know her, Heiress Paris Hilton, first saw her now world famous stick flick sex tape, ‘One Night In Paris’, in May 2004 while she was crashing in a Melbourne hotel.
Hilton was with a few Australian Idol contestants, including her short-term boyfriend Rob Mills (Millsy) in the hotel while watching what she calls the most ‘humiliating’ experience of her life but what we call one of the best Home Sex Movie moments of all time.
“There was talk of this Pam and Tommy-style video going around so Paris grabbed her publicist’s laptop. We typed it into Google and sat there and watched it”, says former pop star try hard Courtney Act.
The pop wannabe went on to say that after watching the tape, Paris was “left in an awkward tight-spot, as she didn’t know how to react”. Millsy who has alledgedly also been in a ‘tight-spot’, that being inside Ms Hilton herself, should have been able to help her out, but instead didn’t. Probably to busy realising his dream of brining out a Paris Hilton sex tape first had been shattered.
“Hilton had a shocked, nervous laugh when she saw the infamous video at the Park Hyatt Hotel”.
“She didn’t know what to do. Millsy didn’t know what to do either because he wasn’t attuned to female embarrassment like I am,” Courtney Act said.
According to recent reports, Act will reportedly talk about the Hilton sex tape viewing during her cabaret show at Slide on Sydney’s Oxford St on August for the man and his dog that will probably turn up.
Our favourite hot blonde gym teacher has been arrested again for violating her parole.
Pamela Rogers Turner, age 28, who was arrested last year for having sex with a 13 year old boy, was released in February for good behaviour but violated court orders not to contact her underage lover.
Authorities allege that Pamela had a myspace.com site set up to write messages to the boy. She also sent some very revealing and sexual pics and videos like the one below.
Former Dukes of Hazzard co-star Jessica Simpson was rumored to have had an affair with fellow actor Johnny Knoxville, and now we know what the fascination may have been. Apparently, the comedian/actor has been caught bragging about his epic sexual prowess. Joking about the celeb sex tapes always turning up on the internet, Knoxville (real name Phillip Clapp) says folks should be warned about seeing him in action:
“I reckon you’d probably need extra videotape,” boasted Knoxville, who is quite proud to claim he’s an unselfish lover. “Your wish is my command, ladies.”
Rumors of an affair with Simpsion infuriated Knoxville’s wife. The former Jackass funnyman was reported to have dated the blond beauty on the set of the movie remake, despite the fact he’s married to
Melanie Clapp and Simpson was at the time married to Nick Lachey.
Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to make the most of any opportunity for publicity. Since a repeat nipple slip was pretty much out of the question at the G-rated Nickelodeon Kids Choise Awards, Lindsay opted for something a little less risqué, going with the “Ass Slip” instead. I mean I guess that’s what we should call it, right? I know some people like the term “upskirt,” but I think Ass Slip is better. Full Story Here