I bet you thought that no amount of money in the world would buy you a night with Jessica Simpson, right? Wrong. It turns out that she is actually willing to pay you for your company.
Well actually that is a bit of a lie. It seems that the poor busty and suprisingly lonely Jessica Simpson has been spending a little to much time on internet matchmaking websites and not enough time at seedy Aussie bars and clubs. She was browsing away on one of these sites and she finds a picture of a guy in LA that she thinks looks alright. So she arranges a meeting with him. She turns up thinking her dry spell is over, but finds out that the sick and twisted guy she is meeting isn’t actually interested in banging hot celebrities for fun, he only does them for money. Yep, he’s a male escort or prostitute.
But I don’t know what is more alarming. The fact that Jessica Simpson is having trouble getting some action, or the fact that there are some guys stupid enough out there to not have a stab at Jessica Simpson for free……
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Not much to say really so just sit back and enjoy the show 
